What Facebook really needs: Grouped notifications

WHY do Facebook notifications have to look like this: John Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status. Robert Doe commented on his status. John Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status. Robert Doe commented on his status. Jane Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status. John Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status. John Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status. Douglas Doe commented on Robert Doe’s status.

Let's count from 1 to 20K! NOT!

Careful Facebook users, because that’s a big fat phising attempt up your ass. I won’t click on the link (pyrohawk.com) but I’m pretty sure it infects your computer with a virus. Please tell all of your friends to: Remove the page from their connections if it’s in there Change their password. The site may have stolen the password and given …