All clear!

Third time’s a charm! Yes, I’ve had to re-install WP 3.5 thrice. Now, everything seems to be working; no weird PHP glitches or 404s.

Now I have to figure out how to Import my blog.

Update: Massive headaches trying to import my WP blog, because it’s 323 freaking KB over the limit that this webhost allows…

I had to shrink it manually and when I did that, it gave me another lovely error.

I’m beginning to dislike this free webhost which claims that they’re “better than paid hosting.”

Update 2: I contacted 000webhost’s customer support about the issues; hopefully they can raise the upload limit and prevent that set_time_limit() error. Other than that my blog should be ready for import.

Update 3: ALL RIGHT!!! Everything is imported but I still need to copy the theme and design of my old blog over, manually.

I solved the issue by manually editing the internal WordPress PHP code (commenting out the one line of code that was messing everything up), and by exporting my old blog in about 10 different easily-digestible pieces. Now everything’s here, and no body parts have been lost. What a relief!