These are the ones that have been circulating in my workplace:

Q: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 250 yards

Q: What’s the difference between Woods and Santa?
A: Santa stops at three “ho”s (or Santa only has three “hos”s)

And a Michael Jackson joke, just for good measure:

After Michael Jackson’s death, McDonalds released a new kids meal called the McJackson. It consists of a fifty-year-old piece of meat between two six-year-old buns.

If you think you got a better joke please comment!

Published by Geoffrey Liu

A software engineer by trade and a classical musician at heart. Currently a software engineer at Groupon getting into iOS mobile development. Recently graduated from the University of Washington, with a degree in Computer Science and a minor in Music. Web development has been my passion for many years. I am also greatly interested in UI/UX design, teaching, cooking, biking, and collecting posters.

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