Ever wonder what the secret to these magic little bottles are? Well it’s pretty simple.

Five-hour energy gives you…well… five hours of energy. So where does that five hours come from?

The end of your life.

That’s right people. For every Five Hour Energy you drink, your lifespan decreases by five hours. It’s the law of conservation of energy!

And if you drink enough, you can die prematurely!

Published by Geoffrey Liu

A software engineer by trade and a classical musician at heart. Currently a software engineer at Groupon getting into iOS mobile development. Recently graduated from the University of Washington, with a degree in Computer Science and a minor in Music. Web development has been my passion for many years. I am also greatly interested in UI/UX design, teaching, cooking, biking, and collecting posters.

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